Yep.  I've loved chocolate milk ever since I can remember, and have somewhat recently become obsessed with finding the absolute best the world has to offer.  And perhaps the worst.

[pensive goatee stroking]*

In order to do that, I would have to...well, try them ALL.

[maniacal laugh]

So here I am.  Foolish enough to try, naive enough to continue, determined enough to embrace diabetes before my 40th birthday.

* I don't sport a goatee, nor a milk mustache**

** Never understood this.  Who needs to dip his/her face that deep into a sip as to breach the mustache area?  That would trip my drowning-prevention reflex for sure.