VB#107: World Dairy Expo 2018: Best Chocolate Milk in the World?

The prestigious "World's Best Chocolate Milk" is awarded each year as part of the World Dairy Expo in Madison, Wisconsin. I attended the show to assess the chocolate milk situation, as one would expect the World Dairy Expo to exhibit some the world's finest chocolate milk (duh). Frustration ensued, followed by unsolicited (but hopefully constructive) criticism-- all, of course from a chocolate milk-centered vantage point.