Slate Classic Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Well, it’s cold, brown, and would suck if you spilled it on your crotch— that’s where the similarities with chocolate milk end. I want to like this, but even the smallest sip brings about facial contortions. It looks decent coming out the can, but the flavor is unfortunately dominated by a heavy-handed pseudo-bitter-sweet twang that steers the rest of the experience toward imminent catastrophe. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 6.5 | 8.0 | 1.5 | 6.0 | 7.5 | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 0.0 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| [online] | Slatemilk.com | 325mL can (12 pack) |
USD 35.99 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 40 | 0.3 | 0.0 | 3.7 | 2.8 | 0.3 | 5.2 | 0.07 | 143 |
Ingredients:
| Ultrafiltered nonfat milk blend (ultrafiltered nonfat milk, water), cane sugar, natural flavors, cocoa [processed with alkali], monk fruit, potassium chloride, pectin, salt, cellulose gel, cellulose gum, lactase enzyme, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3. |
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Product of USA
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