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Bio Primo Kakao Schoko Drink

Same as Schweitzer Choco Bio: Flavor that is an absolute punch in the face, this should not be missed. Very chalky, but for a good cause— incredibly strong and tasty cocoa flavor, plenty of cream, sweetness, and salt. Simply one of the best I have ever had!

Alex Schoko-Milch

Can’t deny the slight sour taste that immediately reminded me of pickles (which I don’t like) or even what a pickle burp would be like. Not particularly sweet or chocolaty— on its own, might be passable, but in a tasting flight, this does not fare well.

Nom To Go Schoko Milch

Very sweet and a tad malty, perhaps from the added starch, which is also noticeable texturally. The taste is good; both sweetness and salt are very punctuated, providing lots of flavor in small sips. Flavor gets decent marks, but the overly starchy texture lowers its ceiling.

ColaCao Shake Zero

The bile-like yellowish-brown pigment is by far its best feature. If you like chemically-tasting, exceedingly grainy dishwater, you may be able to choke this down. I think it’s supposed to be heated in the microwave (which I didn’t do) but there’s no way it improves things enough to make a tangible difference.

ColaCao Shake

Chalk is by far the most prominent feature— I normally like a chalky drink but in this case, the texture is overly thickened (has an unnatural feel to it) which unfortunately dominates the experience. High amount of grain in each mouthful, will not finish the cup.