Bored Cow Chocolate Milk

Bored Cow Chocolate Milk

Notes:

Tough to put into words, but think late-August seafood restaurant dumpster juice, without the intrigue. Solidly misses the mark on every facet of chocolate milk (except for a nice but unnaturally bright brown coloration). The flavor is a dull, non-sweet fruitiness with zero inkling of chocolate flavor, and the texture is an odd confluence of watery but chalky and sadly astringent during the remorseful afterglow. I applaud the concept. I dig the niche. I like the branding. Hate is a strong word. I absolutely hate the flavor and drinking experience.

Taste Ratings:

Color Hue Viscosity Texture Chalk Cocoa Cream Sweet Salt Overall
light..dark gray..brown thin..thick smooth..grain low..high low..high low..high low..high low..high poor..great
7.0 10.0 6.5 8.0 9.0 0.5 2.0 0.5 1.0 0.0

Purchase Info:

Location Store Unit(s) Price
online tryboredcow.com 325mL box
(12 pack)
USD 39.99

Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):

Calories
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Fat
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Sat. Fat
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Carbs
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Sugar
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Fiber
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Protein
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Salt
(g)
Calcium (mg)
46 1.5 0.3 8.3 0.0 0.0 3.4 0.03 157

Ingredients:

Non-animal whey (water, non-animal whey protein), allulose syrup, maltodextrin, sunflower oil, calcium potassium phosphate citrate, cocoa [processed with alkali], stevia, Vitamin A palmitate, cyanocobalamin [Vitamin B12], ergocalciferol [Vitamin D2], riboflavin, tripotassium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, sodium hexametaphosphate, mono- and diglycerides, salt, mixed tocopherols, gum arabic, gellan gum, natural flavor.

Product of USA

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