Slate Chocolate Milk

Slate Chocolate Milk

Notes:

Overpowering faux take-your-medicine-esque sweetness with little relief to follow. You're left with an unnatural aftertaste and drying residue-- no semblance of chocolate or milk to be found. The label recommends you to 'shamelessly chug away'-- and I agree, as you'll want to limit the amount of tastebud contact as best you can.

Taste Ratings:

Color Hue Viscosity Texture Chalk Cocoa Cream Sweet Salt Overall
light..dark gray..brown thin..thick smooth..grain low..high low..high low..high low..high low..high poor..great
6.5 8.0 1.5 6.0 7.5 3.0 1.0 2.5 2.5 0.0

Purchase Info:

Location Store Unit(s) Price
Frederick, MD USA Wegmans 325mL can USD 2.99

Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):

Calories
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Fat
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Sat. Fat
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Carbs
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Sugar
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Fiber
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Protein
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Salt
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Calcium (mg)
37 0.3 0.0 5.5 0.3 1.2 6.2 0.07 168

Ingredients:

Nonfat milk blend (ultrafiltered nonfat milk, water), allulose, natural flavor, chicory root fiber, cocoa [processed with alkali], salt, pectin, tripotassium citrate, monk fruit, cellulose gel, cellulose gum, lactase enzyme, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3.

Product of USA

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