Paris is known for having some of the best hot chocolate in the world, but for me, much of the chocolate milk has fallen relatively flat. However, Auchan Sans Lactose is hands-down the best lactose free chocolate milk I've had thus far.

Reviewing 3 chocolate milk products and pushing my (extremely basic) limits of video special effects.

Day-tripping it from Belfast to Dublin, in search of chocolate milk (specifically Temple Dairy), kitten cuddles at Cat Lounge Dublin, and whatever else might come our way.

Cookie dough and chocolate milk-- do two 'rights' make...another right? Also the skunk drops by at the very end to put his mark on one of the WORST products I've had.

Little did I know, I'd be spending much of Halloween night on a hotel bathroom floor in South Wales.

Whoever declared Paris the "City of Love" obviously never tried this chocolate milk.

One thing is for sure, the more you travel in search of chocolate milk, the more novelties you're sure to find-- even when you think you've seen it all. Here are a few highlights of chocolate milks found in Brussels, Belgium.

Looks fast and easy enough with the time lapse effect, but a lot goes into it. What's not shown is the laborious procurement effort and post-consumption coma.

Not what I expected, but far from disappointing-- the chocolate milk scene in the Netherlands is unlike anywhere else I've been. Find out why, and also catch the highlights of some of the best chocolate milk brands you can buy there.