What do volcanoes, cats, baseball cheerleaders, salt farms, plastic cap gimmicks, and the best chocolate milk in Taiwan all have in common? Not much besides this video.

Would the 1,000th chocolate milk be a particularly memorable one in Taipei, Taiwan? Would it even come from a cow? What does poorly spoken Chinese sound like? The answer to all these questions, and many more in just 4 minutes.

Overlooking a nudist beach in So Cal, I review some of the area's standout chocolate milk-- one of which is the best I've had in quite some time!

We continue from West Texas through New Mexico, searching for and reviewing new chocolate milks along the way (expired or not).

A quick visit to San Antonio for my first Whataburger experience, including (but not limited to) a few bottles of their chocolate milk. How would it compare to that of other U.S. fast food chains?

The search for chocolate milk continues through Texas, specifically Houston— where we visit the Rodeo (no chocolate milk there..), several stores, the lovely El Gato Coffeehouse cat cafe, and our first Buc-ee’s experience on the way to Austin.

Continuing the cross-continent road trip through the Gulf Coast, stopping only for gas, chocolate milk, and the occasional whiz. From Pascagoula to New Orleans to Baton Rouge— would the store-hopping yield any chocolate milks that I hadn’t previously tried?

Roadtripping through the Southeastern United States in search of local chocolate milk. First stop: Montgomery, Alabama-- where I'm excited to try (and a bit perplexed by) Working Cows Dairy organic grassfed chocolate milk!

A quest to gather, sample, and review chocolate milk from 12 U.S. fast-food chains can only end with one winner-- so which fast-food chain's branded chocolate milk tastes the best?