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Thick, chalky, and what sweetness exists tastes artificial and weird, though not completely out of character for Fairlife products. I appreciate that it’s low sugar and (very) high protein and it bears much more semblance to milk than other products in its category— but to drink it for its flavor is not recommended.
Salty, buttery, and decently chocolaty— a marked improvement compared with the Love Goat I had in Bangkok— the only other chocolate goat milk I’ve had. There’s a bit of an aftertaste that seems different from regular cow milk, but it’s not offensive— most people wouldn’t cry “goat” if presented with this (myself included).
Darker chocolate flavor that settles quickly. I love how the thin viscosity pairs with the cream to make it extremely (and quickly) drinkable. Has a mature flavor that gets better the deeper you get into the pint.
Chalky, metallic, and artificially sweet— there’s not much reason to pursue this for taste purposes (I’m sure most people drink it for other reasons). Leaves an unpleasant aftertaste that is hard to shake.
Its gray color is a harbinger of the lack of chocolate you will soon experience. There’s a salty, milky flavor that isn’t awful— but it’s hard to file it under ‘chocolate milk’ — or at least what that file cabinet should contain.
Artificially thick— an attempt at ‘enhancing’ fat free chocolate milk as having a creamy component— but it doesn’t work all that well. The chocolate flavor is a sour one, reminding me of that sour note you get from chocolate syrup. Also leaves a bit of a residue in the back of the throat, further reminding you of the inauthenticity.
Very powdery chocolate flavor and texture— left lots of tiny grit on the tongue. Otherwise, quite average across the board.
Has a slightly sour/boozy note that, when paired with the candyish chocolate quality, does not do itself any favors. It’s also way too sweet, which (by the third sip) became its biggest drawback.
Malty and delicious— great balance of flavor and texture. There’s almost a buttery quality to the cream which brings each sip to a rewarding conclusion. One of the best I’ve had in a while!
Thin, sweet, and not overly chocolaty. Not offensive, not memorable, mildly nostalgic (as I grew up in Maine swilling this stuff).
Thick, chalky texture and an unrewarding earthy taste. It carries a powdery quality that will dry out your mouth post-swallow— remedying this discomfort is the only incentive to take another sip.
Plenty sweet, and enough cream, malt, and cocoa flavor to be taken seriously. There is a slight powdery-ness that pervades the experience but it’s not egregious enough to curb the enjoyment.
Should be served with a side of insulin. Tons of flavor, but primarily in the sugary direction. This is one of the sweetest, most cloying chocolate milks I’ve had. If you can ignore the sweetness (which is nigh impossible), the other flavors will seem well proportioned.
Unnatural bubbles on the top make for an ominous first impression. It’s more sweet than anything else— and there’s a creaminess present despite the texture feeling less ‘milky’ than you’d expect.
Syrupy sweetness to it that tingles the throat upon swallow. Cocoa taste is there, but the texture feels a bit starchy and over thickened.
Very sweet and a mildly malty— which helps, but this is a bit much at once. It should be diluted with regular milk to maintain the decent flavor but cut down the sweetness to a more palatable level.
Mature (and a tad sour) chocolate flavor stands out above its other qualities, all of which are competent in their support of the cocoa. Nicely thin (considering the fat content) and natural-feeling texture.
Beautiful aesthetics, and nicely creamy but lacks a cocoa punch. It’s definitely a flavor upgrade from the Lowfat version, but lacks imagination.
Thinner and quite a bit sweeter than average, it’s nicely drinkable, but doesn’t carry a lot of chocolate flavor— and the chocolate flavor that is present is a touch on the ‘candy’ side.
More of a ‘milky’ flavor than chocolate, which is a bit unique, but nonetheless comes across as bland.
