Unexciting, typical flavor profile of the big-jug chocolate milks. Nothing offensive, just enough to be ‘ok.’
Yup! Chocolate 1% Low Fat Ultra-Filtered Milk
Reminiscent of Fairlife in many regards, with its thin/smooth combination, noticeable cocoa flavor, and slight ‘uniqueness’ (not in a good way) to the sweetener. Decently potable lower-sugar and lactose free option if enjoyment is not your primary charter.
Kemps Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk
Much stronger cocoa flavor and less sweet than Kemps Swiss Style 1%. Has a hot chocolate-esque taste and chalky finish, both of which are far from offensive in this case.
Market Pantry Chocolate Fat Free Milk
Fruity sweetness, not a ton of chocolate involved. Thicker than you would expect for a fat-free milk.
Kemp's Swiss Style Chocolate Lowfat Milk
Nicely balanced, all major flavors present and well represented.
Hershey's Chocolate Lowfat Milk
Relatively flat cocoa flavor that feels a bit inauthentic. Did not deliver the same creamy/chocolaty punch that the UHT version had.
Organic Valley Good To Go Chocolate Lowfat Milk
Similar creamy/maltiness to other Organic Valley products but the taste is regrettable on this one. Very little sweetness, even less cocoa.
Deans Chug Chocolate Milk Shake
It’s like drinking pudding. Pudding that has decently strong chocolate flavor, but otherwise is a deluge of sugar and starch.
TruMoo Chocolate Whole Milk
Rich experience that could benefit from stronger cocoa flavor, but the proportions work well enough to warrant future pursuit.
Kalona Super Natural Organic Whole Chocolate Milk
Great aesthetics and chocolate flavor, but a bit too thick for its own good. Tastes a lot sweeter than the stats indicate. Enjoyable, as a dessert-type drink, but too thick and sweet for everyday use.
TruMoo Chocolate 2% Reduced Fat Milk
Smooth and creamy, cocoa flavor is fairly well hidden. Familiar and forgettable all at the same time. Dead average.
Organic Valley Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk
The combination of high cream, high salt, and low sweetness works for me in this particular makeup. It’s a lot more malty than chocolate, but in the right context, this is nice.
Cass-Clay Fat Free Chocolate Skim Milk
Lacking in much of what makes chocolate milk taste good, but I've had much worse. A skim option is necessary but not recommended here if you’re looking for flavor.
Cass-Clay Swiss Style Chocolate Milk
Creamy finish to a medium-sweet, medium-cocoa drink. Slightly thinner than Hornbacher’s (though identical ingredients) but a lot less chocolaty.
Hornbacher's 2% Reduced Fat Chocolate Milk
Strong cocoa flavor that is reminiscent of chocolate syrup. Rather sweet, but overall very nice flavor held back primarily by the high(ish) viscosity.
Sneakz Organic Chocolate Milkshake
Tastes marginally better than you’d expect considering the ingredients (spinach, beets, cauliflower, etc.) but when compared with more traditional chocolate milk, it borders on foul.
Byrne Dairy World Famous Chocolate Milk
Excellent flavor, indulgent, creamy taste with plenty of sweet and salt to go along. To be sipped, not guzzled.
Byrne Dairy World Famous Low Fat Chocolate Milk
Exceedingly sweet, almost burns your throat. Lots of flavor, so it's a memorable experience, just way too heavy on the sugar pedal.
Friendly Farms 1% Low Fat Chocolate Milk
Seems identical to Great Value 1%, the flavor isn’t noticeably different in any way.
Great Value 1% Low Fat Chocolate Milk
More sweet than anything else, but has that very standard, big-jug chocolate milk taste and consistency that hearkens back to many of our childhoods.