All the delicious excitement of melted cookies ‘n cream ice cream without the soggy Oreo bits (arguably the best part). It’s smooth, creamy, and appropriately flavored— the best cookies ’n cream milk I’ve had yet.

Strong cocoa flavor with enough sweetness to curb most sugar cravings. Texture-wise, it feels overly thick (which may appeal to some) but still disperses normally— like good quality chocolate melting on your tongue. 

Ultra smooth and surprisingly thin considering the fat content— it’s super drinkable, decently chocolaty, deceptively creamy, and unique for its category.

Deliciously buttery and chocolaty— a dessert-worthy chocolate milk available in most U.S. states. It’s very sweet as well, but the other flavors are well enough amped up such that it doesn’t feel out of place.

Chocolaty and salty— not a terrible flavor combination for a product attempting to be indulgent without upping the fat content. It’s very pleasant, though the aftertaste deteriorates into a cloying sweetness after the other flavors dissipate.

Tasty malt flavor with a generous amount of chocolate to boot. I like the thinner viscosity and how the salt helps to curtail the sweetness, preventing it from losing control and overshadowing the rest of its features.

I love the thin, clean viscosity, and how it carries more than its fair ration of cocoa. It’s also highlighted by a delicious creamy flavor that brilliantly outperforms its ‘2% reduced fat' designation.

Unapologetically flavorful with plus sweet/salty/cocoa aspects. Overall, a very solid build, strongly chocolaty, and hard to believe it’s just 1% fat.

Emphatically delivers on the ‘serious chocolate’ claim— it is abundantly so. It’s also significantly sweeter than average, and an odd choice to attempt to extend a 1% fat chocolate milk into the indulgent sphere. For the most part, it works— as the flavor is great (especially in small quantities due to the heavy-handed sugar), but it’s definitely more ‘starchy’ than ‘creamy’; you can't fake it with filler.

Drinks very well— there’s a cleanness to the finish that is garnished with salt and malt. There’s also some chalk involved, but given the flavor, it seems to have a purpose and therefore does not stand out as a drawback.

A true deluge of flavor from first sip to tummy-rubbing listless coma. Full-bodied, chocolaty, sweet, creamy— basically, it’s liquid love-handles.

Luxuriously smooth and creamy, but severely lacking cocoa flavor. It’s still very pleasant to sip— especially if you fancy vanilla milk— as that’s what it tastes like. The texture is spot-on, and the flavor is muted (even for vanilla milk), but I still find it enjoyable and worthwhile.

A true deluge of flavor from first sip to tummy-rubbing listless coma. Full-bodied, chocolaty, sweet, creamy— basically, it’s liquid love-handles.

Nothing offensive, unless you’re aggrieved by an impossibly boring product that would be upstaged by an unsalted pretzel. Fortunately it’s not over-sweet, which is appreciated, but every other meaningful flavor category is underrepresented here as well.

Deeply chocolaty with excellent backing from the sweetness and cream— a duo that work together very well to make the cocoa flavor pop upfront and sustain well into the pensive afterglow that is sure to follow.