Strange upfront sweetness that reminds me of sunblock— which, don’t get me wrong, has a pleasant, coconutty smell— and to an extent, this is how I’d imagine it would taste (though I’m sure it’d be much worse in actuality; please don’t attempt). The texture is consistent, though under-creamy, and the cocoa flavor is trumped by nutty interference and early strong sweetness. I applaud the innovation (50-50 cow/almond milk blend), but wonder if/how this is intended to last beyond a summer fling.
Refreshingly unsweet, with a heft that would suggest more flavor than it actually carries. There’s a bit of an aftertaste that is a departure from ‘milky’ or ‘chocolaty’ but overall, its focus on cocoa (without a sugary crutch) is unique and honorable.
Delivers richly strong, mature cocoa flavor with effortless simplicity. Each sip is a wholly satisfying experience complete with a beginning, middle, and end— thus each 16oz bottle is essentially a compendium of short, delicious stories.
Smooth, relatively-luxurious experience with a nod to malt and a moderate caramel-like sweetness. It drinks quickly and goes down without a fight.
Absolutely divinely creamy-yet-milky-thin base— but it drinks a little too quickly— in part due to the delicious cream flavor, but also due to the fact that you’ll be searching for flavor. If the cocoa were stepped up significantly, this would be among elite company.
Patently average in most flavor regards, and the texture strays from ‘milky’ in favor of ‘syrupy.’ Chances are, there are better options in your local dairy case.
Super-strong cocoa flavor that overpowers most of the rest of the experience— much more of a ‘feature’ than a ‘bug.’ It tastes as bold as it looks, and for anyone curious to try raw chocolate milk, this would be an excellent place to start.
Gorgeously velveteen creamy base with confident salty/malty punch that will excite your tastebuds and convert even the most goat-phobic friend of yours into a believer and proselytizer of this delicious dairy beverage.
Sweetly true cookies and cream flavor over a perfect base for delivering said experience. As the Brits say “It does what it says on the tin.” Cookies and cream fans: take notice, take heed, and take US-322 over to Reedsville to pick this up.
Luxurious creamline milk with generous amounts of cocoa flavor, lending itself to a mature, indulgent treat perfect for any occasion. Each sip ends with a buttery kiss (less messy than it reads) which acts as both a ‘thank you’ and ‘you’re welcome’ at the same time.
Thin, fairly smooth, but marked by a sweetish flavor that is reminiscent of chocolate candy flavor. No complaints with the texture or cream levels, but I actually prefer the flavor of the reduced fat version.
Strongly competent in all categories, a fairly straight-down-the-middle reduced fat chocolate milk. It doesn’t take any risks, nor should it— it’s nice the way it is. The highlights are its stronger than average cocoa flavor and clean finish.
A chocolate milk that gets everything right- it’s powerfully chocolaty, strongly but appropriately sweet, and built on a delicious foundation of creamy girth that just ‘feels’ right. Anyone who even remotely likes chocolate, milk, or both is sure to LOVE this.
Agreeable texture with a slight grassy bite and malty overtone— it’s pleasurable and sneakily indulgent. I found myself drinking it with a more ‘exploratory’ (seeking flavor) than recreational (experiencing flavor) approach. In short, it’s a great base with potential to carry more taste.
Very prominent cocoa flavor that leans ‘earthy’— and very strongly powdery / chalky feel, that leans….’earthy.’ No issues with the taste— it’s also rather salty that curbs any potential aftertaste woes, but the texture feels too thick for its britches, and the residue-laden end state is reminiscent of the fortified protein drink genre.
Silky smooth and drinks quickly, thanks to a thin yet creamy texture and a pleasant, medium flavor that won’t stop you in your tracks for better or worse.
A creamy, malty deluge of delicious and unique flavor— this is not an experience to pass up. Each mouthful is a gift to your soul, a lift to your spirits, and a gain to your waistline!
Love the texture, hate the flavor— this is a hard one to rate. It’s got a grassy cream as its predominant feature, though the cocoa aspect is bowling-ball dull, and there’s no salt or sweetness to speak of. Blindfolded, I would have guessed a bland goat milk. I want to like this more than I actually do.
Excellent mint flavor with a cool, lasting exit— a delicious pairing with its solidly creamy base. This is one to drink slowly, relishing each sip, and let the flavor take control of your senses for as long as the pint lasts.
Gorgeously creamy build supported by ample sweetness, salt, and a slow-burning cocoa flavor that takes time to develop— but it’s time that you’ll spend enjoying the well-rounded indulgence contained therein.
