Cream is the focus, with cocoa as the co-star, and salt and sweetness well on the periphery. It drinks easily despite its heft, and can certainly fill any chocolate milk ‘jones’ one may have.

Lethally punchy flavor that is immediately accessible and unwavering throughout the experience. Is it sweet? Yep. Is it chocolaty? For sure. Does it stand out in a crowded sea of chocolate milk? Absolutely!

Girthy, chocolaty, and quickly satisfying. The flavor makes an impact and doesn’t linger. If you like a thicker, fuller chocolate milk, this may be your calling.

Sweet, carton-like flavor in a thickened, quasi-milky base. Hotel breakfast bars, schools, hospitals, prisons, and other institutions deserve better chocolate milk.

Confidently under-sweet, in a way that will shock most first-time consumers, especially if expecting your traditional syrup-laced over-the-counter supermarket chocolate milk. Once your palate adjusts, you can appreciate the masterful duet of cocoa and cream— and you will question the paradigm of sugar’s apparent relationship with indulgence.

Easily could pass for 2%— the cream is not only accessible, but accentuated— in part due to its velvety feel and balanced cocoa flavor.

Solidly fundamental in a way that makes you overlook its low-fat nature. Everything falls nicely into place and it doesn’t feel cheap like the gallon jug behemoths at the typical large supermarket.

Fantastically well-balanced cream, cocoa, sweetness, and salt— a genuine pleasure to imbibe. Vibrant cocoa flavor upfront, with a malty kiss on the back end— not quite as risqué as it sounds— but it’s a solidly indulgent treat where every sip is as delicious as the last.

Its warm, buttery base and malty undertone combine to deliver a flavor that peaks in the latter third of each sip, resulting in an experience that feels deliciously complex in its simplicity. 

Powerfully chocolaty and sweet— a rewarding experience where the ‘melted ice cream’ descriptive cliche is both warranted and fulfilled. Your gut is sure to be fulfilled in solidarity.

Luxuriously smooth with a full-mouth cocoa payoff that lasts well beyond each draw. Its effortless base aces the viscosity-to-creaminess ratio and exudes indulgence upon every surface it touches.

Excellent cream factor grabs you up front and engages in cooperation (not competition) with the cocoa flavor to bring you a sophisticated, layered chocolate milk experience that so many fail to attain.

Flavorfully dense, with layers of cream and chocolate, punctuated throughout by a salty snap that intensifies the experience and yet keeps the aftertaste concise and true. There’s a punch to the flavor and a depth to the cream that lights the path to indulgence.

Phenomenal drinking experience, from first contact to lasting afterglow to panicked frenzy when you realize there’s no more left. It nails the viscosity-to-creaminess ratio and meanwhile delivers outstanding choco-malt flavor unabated to your soul.

Brilliantly creamy base with a nontraditional cookies & cream flavor that is sweet upfront but exits with a mildly sooty footprint.

Nothing to see here— not in the clichéd cover-up way, but literally, there’s nothing worth your attention in regards to this product. The fact that it’s made available to institutions so they can ‘offer’ chocolate milk is great, but ultimately does the genre reputational damage for those who assume this to be standard.