Wow-- the first sip will register like a construction boot to the skull, but once you settle in, you're in for a powerfully indulgent ride through chocolate peanut butter territory that you've likely not explored to this extent. In short, it's a haymaker of salty, peanutty punch wrapped up in a creamy chocolaty base that still drinks quickly-- it's a lot of flavor to handle at once. Make sure you're sitting down for this one.

Beautifully golden brown coloration and very well-balanced taste and texture across all receptors. There are no apparent spikes in flavor-- just a smooth, warmly creamy ride from top of the glass all the way to the bottom.

Luxurious base that nails the (thin) viscosity-to- (high) creaminess ratio that I enjoy so much. There's no starch to bog this down, just pure goodness that knows exactly how and where to deliver the flavor. The uniquely upfront grassy hit sets the tone for the remainder of the sip, and before you know it, you'll be pouring another glass or cracking open another pint to chase the high.

Beautiful creamline taste and texture that amplifies the other flavors, and like a true MVP, it brings out the best in the other 'players.' Sports analogies aside, this is a delicious concoction with a touch of grass in the cream, well worth slotting into (or blowing out) your caloric budget.

Quickly sweet and flavorful, but hampered by a sticky, syrupy back-of-the-throat twang and finish. It's still whole milk, but a residue seems to collect in the mouth after a few sips, distracting from what could or should be a creamy and/or chocolaty exit.

Luxuriously thin yet indulgently creamy, with a powerful, mature cocoa flavor and slight undersweetness that further fosters the reverence you'll experience with each draw. You will question 'Why would chocolate milk require more than 3 ingredients?'-- and this has the answer.

Beautiful creamline flavor and texture with a light to medium cocoa flavor and a modest vanilla-like finish, which is nicely unique. There's an elegance to the subtlety here that becomes more apparent with each sip. I finished the pint, and would happily go for another.

The beautiful look of it may have gotten my expectations a bit too high, as there wasn't much of a flavor punch to speak of, but still drank nicely albeit on the chalky/drying side. Its creamy base could certainly shoulder more flavor, perhaps I got a somewhat blander batch than usual. In the grand scheme of things, it's still well above average, but lacking that extra gear to thrust it toward the top.

Interesting combination of thick and smooth-- with a strong creamy presence that could easily carry more flavor. The flavor that is present, is an enjoyable, salty and only slightly malty one-- unique and tasty in its own right, but resolutely in bland territory.

Fantastically buttery throughout-- in a way that intensifies with each sip and ultimately provides one of the most satisfying afterglows I've had from a chocolate milk thus far, and that's saying something. The cocoa flavor is fairly understated, and I must say my repeated attempts to locate it are only making me enjoy this more and more.

Everything I love in a chocolate milk-- simplicity, warm buttery creaminess, and a wild grassiness that has a 'feral' quality-- and I mean that in the absolute best way possible! The cream separation may stymie some folks, but this is a fantastic example of what 'real' chocolate milk is and should be!

Gorgeous creamline chocolate milk with a nod to the salty-malty end of the flavor spectrum. It's velvety smooth throughout, both from a texture standpoint as well as the flavor-- it makes a deliberate entrance, and exits with grace.

Just…wow! An incredibly unique combination of: super chocolaty, powerfully sweet, nicely thin, yet indulgently creamy! I love that it has the confidence in itself to avoid the standard thickeners and to gum up the texture unnaturally. As a result, you have one heck of an indulgent treat that wouldn't be a bit out of place on a high-end dessert menu. But for now, it's in my fridge, and I'm delighted to have it!

Not bad for an institutional, low-fat chocolate milk. The amiable texture carries less sweetness, allowing the creaminess and chocolate to grab the limelight (which is admittedly rather dim). Slight drying sensation several seconds after the swallow, but I've had much worse in the genre.

Creamy, smooth, moderately chocolaty experience with a noticeable 'cooked milk' flavor that some might mistake for a 'caramelish' dimension. It does not live up to the past Marva Maid Extra Rich at all. There's no apparent richness beyond what your typical whole chocolate milk offers. It's good, not great.