Bland and inoffensive, unless, like me, you find blandness offensive. It feels as though someone went out of their way to make this register very little on the taste buds-- so if you're that someone, then I bid you a job well done. It's slightly thinner and smoother than average, which is fine, but still leaves you wanting much more-- and not in a good way. The second sip confirms the hollowness of the first, and all sips beyond that are simply to finish the bottle so you can no longer spill it accidentally.
