Byrne Dairy Reduced Fat Lactose Free Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Like a wonky artificial intelligence approximation of chocolate milk-- it's close, but the 'uncanny valley' is undeniably present when it comes to the taste and texture. Flavor-wise, it's appropriately sweet (palatable combination of sugar and Sucralose, without its usual Acesulfame Potassium partner), but a weak, uncommitted cocoa presence readily succumbs to a cooked milk flavor that serves as a constant reminder that shelf-life is valued over taste. Texture-wise, it's a thicker than 2% should be and not as 'milky' as you'd hope for. This seems to be another addition to the recent fad-bastardization of chocolate milk with the promise of higher protein, lower sugar, no lactose-- at the expense of what draws people to chocolate milk in the first place. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 5.0 | 5.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 7.0 | 4.0 | 5.5 | 3.5 | 5.0 | 4.0 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
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| Asheville, NC USA | Publix | 1.79L carton | USD 5.29 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 58 | 2.1 | 1.3 | 5.4 | 5.0 | 0.0 | 5.8 | 0.09 | 157 |
Ingredients:
| Reduced fat milk (2% milk fat), sugar, cocoa [processed with alkali], salt, gellan gum, locust bean gum, natural flavor, lactase enzyme, Sucralose, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3. |
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Product of USA
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