Flavorful and chalky- the thickness holds it back (for my tastes). Chocolate flavor is also a bit on the ‘British’ side, but still pretty good.
Peanut M&M Drink
Earthy smell and taste, not quite peanut-y. Decidedly less pleasant than peanut M&Ms. Very dark color with darker separation marks when it sits.
Happy Monkey Milkshake
Pretty flavorless, decent texture, and slight malty aftertaste. Surprisingly not very sweet or chocolaty as it appears to be for children.
Mars Refuel
Lots of flavor— caramel and chocolate and plenty of salt. Very nice and smooth and sweet. You feel guilty drinking it.
Müller Chocolate Milk Drink
Extremely thin and smooth, pleasant chocolate taste. Sweetness was not overpowering, a bit of a watery-feeling base.
Frijj Choc-a Chocolate Milkshake
Unpleasant experience, texture is very thick without any creaminess or salty snap whatsoever. The thickness seems very unnatural and is like drinking slightly less viscous pudding— and not particularly great tasting pudding.
Galaxy Smooth Milk
Caramel-like smell and taste, very sweet and not overly chocolaty.
Tesco Fresh Chocolate Flavoured Milk
Smooth and malty quality, pleasant to drink and not overly sweet. Slightly more watery than creamy.
Coop Chocolate Milk
Very ‘British’ chocolate taste, which to me is not very cocoa like. Seems unnecessarily thickened and chalky.
Yazoo Chocolate Milk Drink
Very distinctive taste, with strong, creamy aftertaste. A little bit of grainy finish on the tongue after swallowing.
Laciate Czekoladowym Mleko
Amaretto-like smell and taste, flavor comes across as very unauthentic. Plenty sweet, and smooth enough texture, but the flavor is off-putting from the start.
Fubela Wave
Extremely thin and very weak cocoa taste. Goes down pleasantly because it’s so smooth, though overly sweet.
My Day Choco Milk
The texture is overly thick, not from creaminess but seemingly from unnatural means. Chocolate taste is fleeting, not terribly flavorful.
Omira Milchdrink Schokoladengeschmack
Reminiscent of Cocio, there is more of a creamy taste than chocolate, but the lack of sweetness actually suits it well.
Mizo Kakaó
Very chalky and not overly sweet, but good taste and a pleasant overall experience.
Müller Müllermilch Ciocolata
Egg-nog like taste and smell with a pronounced butterscotch aftertaste- not very chocolaty. Decently tasty on its own, but compared with what chocolate milk should taste like, it’s a miss.
Cocio Dark Chocolate Milk
Has that same sort of fortified-feeling metallic taste but beautiful color and nice thin, chalky texture. Looks and tastes like chocolate should.
Zuzu Lapte
Very thin, gray, and smooth. Strong rum scent and flavor (almost to a boozy extent), not chocolaty at all.
Kvaliteta Vindija Vindino Čokoladno Mlijeko
Quite good, was expecting a sweeter/phonier taste but it was quite good and reminded me of Dukat. A little roughness on the tongue after but overall very nice.
Mlekara Subotica Zdravo! Čoko
Thin texture is its best quality, the cocoa taste is fake and fleeting to me. On the watery side, but leaves a slight rough residue on the tongue.