Quite thick, but cocoa taste is very strong and the flavor is excellent. My only issue is with the thickness, which is highly subjective.
Quite thick, but cocoa taste is very strong and the flavor is excellent. My only issue is with the thickness, which is highly subjective.
Overall impression is bland and thicker than expected— both negative qualities. There is a hint of mineral-y taste that might not be detectable in a more flavorful drink. Doesn’t stand out.
Well-rounded and pleasurable. A nice salty snap at the end brings everything together and leaves you wanting more.
Very sweet, almost caramel-y / candy-like flavor. Seems like a taste that kids would like; its sweetness makes it stand out, but ultimately brings it down in the long run. Simply too cloying to drink a lot of.
Thinner than I expected, and not overly sweet— allowing cocoa to be the predominant quality. There’s a nice simplicity to it.
Very strong, dark cocoa taste delivered through a starchy-feeling drink that leaves a chalky residue in the mouth. One of the least-sugary tasting chocolate milks I’ve ever had— definitely dark cocoa is the star here and it shines brightly amidst textural drawbacks.
Super smooth and thin texture, accompanied by a decent cocoa flavor and sweet/salty balance. Only a slight tang (in the back of the throat and sides of tongue) mars the otherwise tasty and drinkable milk.
Super thin and smooth, I wanted to like it more than I actually did. There’s an off-putting skunkiness to the flavor that is not particularly subtle. I like the experience of siphoning chocolate milk out of a can, but can’t deny that the chocolate flavor is largely absent in favor of a much more foul one.
Much more cocoa taste than sweetness, which is a welcome difference. Feels highly dark-chocolate inspired, and pulls that off well in liquid form. Its dark appearance is nicely congruent with the taste, very well executed.
Has somewhat of a fruity sweetness to it, looks very attractive in the glass but the taste doesn’t deliver.
Bland, and what flavor does come through is pretty earthy. Nothing else stands out.
Strong rum-like scent and flavor, highly chalky texture. There is a bit of cocoa flavor mixed in, but it’s unfortunately dominated by a rummy/boozy taste.
Exceptionally chalky with a low amount of sweetness that actually works to its advantage. The cocoa flavor maybe a bit more acidic than I initially expected, but remained consistent throughout and by the end it was not an issue. My first thought was ‘tomato’ when I took a small sip— but that proved to be fleeting.
Creamy and not overly sweet, my first thoughts were there was a tiny hint of a ‘pencil lead’ type taste that I hadn’t thought about since the last time I chewed on a pencil. Otherwise, it’s rather good.
Dominated by an unpleasant ‘sour’ taste. Grainy, chalky, unnatural-feeling texture makes matters worse. Avoid.
Sporting an amaretto-ish smell, I was curious if the flavor would follow suit. It did. Very thin and fairly smooth, this doesn’t taste much like a chocolate milk should— it reminds me of a poor version of (Romanian) Zuzu. Potable only by the narrowest of margins.
Very flavorful and thin/smooth texture with ample creaminess and salt. Doesn’t leave the ‘milk mustache’ residue on the side of the glass— it almost runs down like water, but I can’t deny the dark chocolate taste and overall excellent drinking experience.
One of the best-looking products I’ve seen (a shame it’s inside a box!), but this lactose-free version has a hint of a ‘burnt coffee’ taste to me— just a tiny bit. Otherwise, it is well balanced across the board.
Rich and creamy taste—almost buttery—works well with the (slightly) thinner than average texture. The cocoa taste expands in the mouth post-swallow. Remarkable from start to finish.
Exceptionally chalky and ‘thickened’ feel, a fortified taste dominates the others. Lots of grain left in the mouth. The taste is not off-putting on its own, but when tried against other chocolate milks, you can notice a stiff mineral twang.