Super thick and painfully fake-feeling texture that delivers an overly sweet artificial tasting ‘chocolate’ essence. Those who enjoy British chocolate may like this, as it has that sort of flavor which is not ideal for me.

Artificially/unnecessarily thickened and a lot less sweet than you would expect. For as (calorically) indulgent as this is, the flavor and experience is no where near where it should be. Have a below-average donut instead.

Powdery taste, and starchy, artificial feeling texture. Even the bubbles near the top of the cup look like they don’t want to be there.

No pleasantly sour note as was found in the whole version, but this has a good amount of flavor on its own, especially for being a low-fat option. The extremely smooth texture delivers a well-rounded flavor profile.

There’s a sour note that works for me— it helps to bring out the cocoa flavor and salt. Decently creamy as well, the overall package is good.

Same as Edeka G&G Schoko Drink: Odd combination of chalky, creamy, and smooth. You have to look fairly hard to notice the cocoa flavor— what is there largely feels inauthentic. Drinkable but far from remarkable.

First thing I noticed was a sharp saltiness, which is not necessarily a bad thing— I feel it is often a quality lacking in chocolate milk. Sweetness plays a relatively minor role here, and it works.

Noticeably thinner than its whole milk counterpart, but more or less tasteless, which is not much of a departure from the fattier version.

Seemingly identical to the Gut & Günstig Schoko Drink from an ingredient profile, but the experience is different. This version feels less creamy and overall more bland.

Nicely thin and smooth texture, but lacking much of a cocoa flavor for me. The primary taste is ‘sweet,’ and there’s not much else. I applaud the texture, but need more of everything else in order to get excited for the 2nd box.

Odd combination of chalky, creamy, and smooth. You have to look fairly hard to notice the cocoa flavor— what is there largely feels inauthentic. Drinkable but far from remarkable.

Straight down the middle in a lot of categories, this is a nice, average chocolate milk. Nothing particularly stands out, and the slightly thinner than average viscosity is welcomed. Solid, but ultimately forgettable.

Thin, delicate, and creamy— this immediately reminded me of Cocio. The flavors aren’t overpowering, but the combination is greater than the sum of its parts. Thoroughly enjoyable.