Smiling Hill Farm Chocolate Milk (2025)
Notes:
| Powerfully sweet and chocolaty, with a dense thickness that epitomizes that 'chocolate-milk-as-melted-chocolate-ice-cream' paradigm. If you have tastebuds, this will find them, and work them out Jack LaLanne style, until you're doubled over and pining for bland food. The heavy-handed sweetness is tempered a bit by a significant salty presence that comes through in the latter third of the sip. This is amped-up, and a fun ride while it lasts. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 8.0 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 6.5 | 6.0 | 7.5 | 8.5 | 8.0 | 7.0 | 8.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Westbrook, ME USA | Smiling Hill Farm | 473mL glass | N/A |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
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| N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A | N/A |
Ingredients:
| Milk, cane sugar, cocoa [processed with alkali], dextrose, corn starch, sea salt, carrageenan, pure vanilla extract. |
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Product of USA
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