Horizon Organic No Sugar Added Lactose Free Lowfat Chocolate Milk
Notes:
| Wow, they did it! They actually managed to make extremely bland chocolate milk even blander! In doing so, the 'cooked milk' flavor rises to prominence, sadly this is perhaps the best approximation of what it might be like breastfeeding from an A.I. wet nurse-- bland, sterile, soulless, inevitable? |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 4.0 | 5.5 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.0 | 4.5 | 3.5 | 5.0 | 3.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Arden, NC USA | Target | 236mL box | N/A |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 51 | 1.1 | 0.6 | 5.9 | 5.5 | 0.0 | 3.4 | 0.07 | 131 |
Ingredients:
| Organic lowfat milk (1% milk fat), organic cocoa blend (organic cocoa [processed with alkali], organic cocoa), organic stevia leaf extract, organic monk fruit extract, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3, lactase enzyme, salt, gellan gum, organic natural flavor. |
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Product of USA
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